Friday, January 1, 2016

The 30 Day Resident Evil Challenge - Day 13

Q: Were there any parts in the games that made you laugh? 




 A: Yes! Plenty.

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Let's make a list...


  1. Everything Leon says, for starters. His one liners are classic. 
  2. Mostly everything Leon does, also. Such as nearly strangling Ada to death before apologizing, his realization that nobody ever listens to him, telling Claire "it's over" before immediately following up with "it's never over!" and his beyond AWFUL driving abilities.
  3. When Leon rejects Ashley at the end of Resident Evil 4. Owned. 
  4. Leon's hair being absolutely fucking fabulous no matter what is going on around him. 
  5. Hiding Ashley in trash cans.. where she belongs.
  6. Shooting Ashley for fun when you're tired of her dumb ass. 
  7. The fact that Salazar can actually take himself seriously, because LOL. 
  8. Wesker taking himself seriously, because LOL. 
  9. Saddler's giant tentacle penis.. thing.
  10. The Resident Evil 4 merchant. He is both extremely bad ass and goofy.
  11. Ada being an icy bitch and loving it. 
  12. Barry's attempts at being a cool dude, but really, he's just good at bad dad jokes. Gotta love Barry.
  13. Jake asking for an absurd amount of money and then being all, "Nah, I'm good." 
  14. Claire's "Claire Sandwich" joke. Oh my god. The. Best.
  15. When Helena actually thought she had a chance with Leon against Ada. HA. 
  16. The calling out system while playing cooperatively in Resident Evil 5 and 6. Annoying the absolute shit out of your partner with it is definitely one of the best feelings ever.
  17. Chris' boulder punching shenanigans. That's ridiculous. 
  18. Raymond Vester and that STUPID hair. 
  19. Unlocking the rocket launcher and then just playing god and blowing everything to smithereens. 

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The list goes on and I hope that never ever changes. 

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